charlie or flower // ze/zir // 19 bicoastal biracial bisexual insta: @queerflowersTumblr (3.0; @flowerqueers)https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/<p><a href="https://sirjefetheboss.tumblr.com/post/161559710651/digoxin-purpurea-apply-for-jobs-youre-not" class="tumblr_blog">sirjefetheboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://digoxin-purpurea.tumblr.com/post/161350600782/apply-for-jobs-youre-not-qualified-for-audit" class="tumblr_blog">digoxin-purpurea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun! </p> <p>i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!</p> </blockquote> <p style="">Oddly inspiring<br/></p> </blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175288637219https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175288637219Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:52 -0400<p><a href="https://anarchonecromancy.tumblr.com/post/167094597169/cop-voice-listen-buddy-i-dont-make-the-rules" class="tumblr_blog">anarchonecromancy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>*cop voice* listen buddy, i don’t make the rules, i just enforce them arbitrarily in a manner benefitting white supremacy</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175282886351https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175282886351Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:09:20 -0400<p><a href="http://potologie.tumblr.com/post/122016673916/like-listen-i-hate-so-many-harmless-fun-things-but" class="tumblr_blog">potologie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175277473011https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175277473011Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:43:20 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e3d58e906796585361' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ol52no7Rac1s5kfne_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":10,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ol52no7Rac1s5kfne_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/video_file/t:RSxLTikYi4vhmb9gRvbhgg/175272610340/tumblr_ol52no7Rac1s5kfne" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://couriers-mile.tumblr.com/post/174993751498/hiphop-lucif-frankocarrillo79-this-is-the" class="tumblr_blog">couriers-mile</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hiphop-lucif.tumblr.com/post/157385619419/frankocarrillo79-this-is-the-most-california" class="tumblr_blog">hiphop-lucif</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frankocarrillo79.tumblr.com/post/157054497561/this-is-the-most-california-shit-ive-ever-seen" class="tumblr_blog">frankocarrillo79</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is the most California shit I’ve ever seen</p></blockquote> <p>we get down like that</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mSkGBdzO88W_HlIPJn1tL9A">@hallownest</a> </p> </blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175272610340https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175272610340Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:17:47 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e3d58edb4144075670' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='300' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pabujpUF241u75cpr_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":94,"hdUrl":"https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/video_file/t:RSxLTikYi4vhmb9gRvbhgg/175268806980/tumblr_pabujpUF241u75cpr/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pabujpUF241u75cpr_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"150"}}' > <source src="https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/video_file/t:RSxLTikYi4vhmb9gRvbhgg/175268806980/tumblr_pabujpUF241u75cpr/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://remanedur.tumblr.com/post/174961627122/pochowek-tiny-brain-every-other-scifi-game" class="tumblr_blog">remanedur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pochowek.tumblr.com/post/174890768746/tiny-brain-every-other-scifi-game-some-oxygen" class="tumblr_blog">pochowek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tiny brain (every other scifi game): some oxygen level meter that makes you lose health when you exceed its length</p> <p><span style="font-size: 14px;">exploding brain (timesplitters 2): this</span></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="220"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f92f33300a192493f388b5867c9a8835/tumblr_p95dguMJJa1syf5uzo2_250.gif" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="220"/></figure></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175268806980https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175268806980Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:52:08 -0400<p><a href="https://the-last-hair-bender.tumblr.com/post/174917060342/prokopetz-shawz-65-tinyteuvo-i-love-how" class="tumblr_blog">the-last-hair-bender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/158970018817/shawz-65-tinyteuvo-i-love-how-in-other-sports" class="tumblr_blog">prokopetz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shawz-65.tumblr.com/post/144730979464/tinyteuvo-i-love-how-in-other-sports-if-anybody" class="tumblr_blog">shawz-65</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tinyteuvo.tumblr.com/post/144729492342/i-love-how-in-other-sports-if-anybody-starts" class="tumblr_blog">tinyteuvo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love how in other sports if anybody starts fighting the refs or umps run over and try to break up the fight immediately but in hockey the refs just kinda stand back and watch like they’re angry toddlers or something</p></blockquote> <p>I read an article a while ago and the guy was interviewing an NHL ref. He said something like “when two 6'2”, 220 pound, armored men decide they want to knock each others teeth out, and you’re standing there in pants and a t-shirt, there’s not a whole lot of motivation to jump in between them.“</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s even worse in the minor leagues, at least up here in Canada. I was at a local hockey game some years ago where a couple of players threw down, and whoever was running the A/V booth turned down the house lights, threw a spotlight on the combatants, and started pumping the theme from <i>Mortal Kombat</i> over the PA.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>That sounds about right. </p> </blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175265498676https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175265498676Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:26:02 -0400<p><a href="http://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/175051742430/latin-is-a-pretty-amazing-language-with-some" class="tumblr_blog">thoodleoo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>latin is a pretty amazing language with some beautiful poetry but the whole thing becomes a lot less poetic sounding when you realize that latin has an entire genre of poetry (this being the love elegy) dedicated to being horny on main and some latin love poets were paid by some of the most powerful people in rome to write about their boners</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175255459400https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175255459400Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:35:00 -0400<p><a href="https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175249272142/broke-government-assigned-kin-woke-government" class="tumblr_blog">flowerqueers</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>broke: government assigned kin<br/>woke: government assigned sin</h2></blockquote> <p><a href="https://darksunlunar.tumblr.com/">darksunlunar</a> replied to your post:</p><blockquote>Government assigned kink.</blockquote><p>oh that is galaxy brain i fucking love it</p>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175250067057https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175250067057Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:20:26 -0400<p><a href="https://hoodie-jpg.tumblr.com/post/171774413203/gays-that-go-to-catholic-high-schools-are-braver" class="tumblr_blog">hoodie-jpg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>gays that go to Catholic high schools are braver than the Marines</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175249727207https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175249727207Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:08:57 -0400big mood<h2>broke: government assigned kin<br/>woke: government assigned sin</h2>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175249272142https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175249272142Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:53:36 -0400memo from the void<p><a href="https://softanddisabled.tumblr.com/post/174559548711/mobility-aids-arent-conversation" class="tumblr_blog">softanddisabled</a>:</p><blockquote><h1>👏MOBILITY 👏👏AIDS 👏AREN’T 👏CONVERSATION 👏👏 STARTERS👏👏</h1></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175244099528https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175244099528Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:43:26 -0400<p><a href="http://vijara.tumblr.com/post/154614566015" class="tumblr_blog">vijara</a>:</p><blockquote><p>lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175239030414https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175239030414Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:17:26 -0400ref<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2952d7bfdbec294c89ef0bcee4b64111/tumblr_paloo5It8O1th1etko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175235100004https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175235100004Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:52:02 -0400<p><a href="http://bisexuael.tumblr.com/post/175062984529/this-is-so-sad-alexa-play-despacito" class="tumblr_blog">bisexuael</a>:</p><blockquote><p>this is so sad alexa play despacito </p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175231756203https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175231756203Mon, 25 Jun 2018 03:26:01 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e879f153904869bab4cb0670bfeab10/tumblr_p8sp0uOdRu1rk1jwmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://arcadetheatre.tumblr.com/post/173941461357/cant-wait-to-hear-more-about-this-one-at-e3" class="tumblr_blog">arcadetheatre</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Can’t wait to hear more about this one at E3</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175221496883https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175221496883Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:34:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/834e2ddac9e1a39324384d8c9f23f5b8/tumblr_paa24ekfZh1vl0zrgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175215677968https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175215677968Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:08:59 -0400<p><a href="http://turing-tested.tumblr.com/post/172782007620/not-to-sound-like-a-commie-or-anything-but-i-hate" class="tumblr_blog">turing-tested</a>:</p><blockquote><p>not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive </p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175209919676https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175209919676Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:43:26 -0400<p><a href="https://the-rice-cat.tumblr.com/post/174780060398/madradiohead-yall-love-trans-boys-until-they" class="tumblr_blog">the-rice-cat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://madradiohead.tumblr.com/post/172494630363/yall-love-trans-boys-until-they-start-t-and-get" class="tumblr_blog">madradiohead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and  not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect” </p> <p>whatever yeehaw </p> </blockquote> <p>Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top</p> </blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175204581826https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175204581826Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:17:53 -0400<p><a href="https://aeonlamb.tumblr.com/post/175093647242/when-a-gamer-dies-they-go-to-the-big-discord" class="tumblr_blog">aeonlamb</a>:</p><blockquote><p>when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky</p></blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175200611266https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175200611266Sun, 24 Jun 2018 06:51:59 -0400<p><a href="https://glumshoe.tumblr.com/post/175094227454/todd-howard-i-didnt-say-a-name-but-he-popped" class="tumblr_blog">glumshoe</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Todd Howard.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>I didn’t say a name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?</p> </blockquote>https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175197163166https://flowerqueers.tumblr.com/post/175197163166Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:26:21 -0400